Wednesday, April 05, 2006
*Unusual paper ads...
- illiterate? write today for free help
- our bikinis are exciting. they are simply the tops.
- our experienced mum will care for your child. fenced yard, meals n smacks included.
- used cars: why go elsewhere to be cheated? come here first!
- wanted: fishing nets, must have no holes.
- dog for sale: eats anything n is fond of children.
- for sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs n large drawers.
- dinner special - turkey $2.35; chicken or beef $2.25; children $2.
- toaster: a gift that every member of the family appreciates. automatically burns toast.
- tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? we offer profit-sharing n flexible hours. starting pay: $7 to $9 per hour.
- german shepherd 85lbs. neutered. speaks german. free.
- wanted: hunting rifle,suitable for teenagers.
- we do not tear your clothing with machinery, we do it carefully by hand.
- great dames for sale.
eh, something again to keep you tickled.
i've nothing to post lah actually.
so im posting all these.
be entertained by it!
will be back for more lame stuffs. ((:
| 12:20 PM |
KISSED.
